Posted 1 hour ago

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

(Source: allpartofanutritiousbreakfast)

Posted 1 hour ago

viviscapism:

horcruxofthetimelords:

afemininstinthemaking:

askbutterscotch:

i could see that. 

i would watch that.

now that’s something that would be worth watching

"Daniel could be Snape"

I’m actually 1100% behind this

(Source: buckyofasgaard)

Posted 1 hour ago

sexedhaircas:

  • Castiel and Gabriel getting completely hammered off a few liquor stores
  • Castiel crashing through hell on a dare from the older brother
  • Castiel grabbing the first hottest damned soul he can find
  • Castiel inadvertently saving Dean Winchester from Perdition
Posted 1 hour ago

dortios:

when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

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(Source: waaycest)

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Posted 1 hour ago

djkaeru:

coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

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(Source: princemotorcycle)

Posted 1 hour ago

v171:

Remember that time when Mississippi State took a photograph of me and put it on their brochure and shipped it out to the entire country and didn’t realize I had a massive hickey on my neck?

Posted 1 hour ago

amazign:

reblog if your icon is the thing you transform into under the full moon

Posted 1 hour ago

spicy-vagina-tacos:

If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn’t tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and becoming neighbors

Posted 1 hour ago

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand